I don't think brook has ever known best
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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