I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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