You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we're chasing vodka with high fives
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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