You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
