I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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