At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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