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  • 75 58
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 11, 12 at 7:33pm

    There's a little shit stain on my heart today/It's the same old stain as yesterday/I have stood here all night scrubbing that stain away/It still stinks to high heaven, much to my dismay/But that dark brown deposit's really here to stay/Because it's his destiny to be my heart's shit stain

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Jun 12, 12 at 2:25am

    In fairness, he DID ask if he could give you a Cleveland Steamer.

    • 53 63
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 12, 12 at 9:03am

      ....boston pancakes.....GROSS.....that is all.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 7:16am

    Is that what a hash tag is?

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 4:25pm

    Dirty Sanchez valentine?

  • 70 70
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 11, 12 at 11:13pm

    His name Jason?

  • 68 66
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 11, 12 at 4:12pm

    sounds like a motley crew song

  • 70 73
    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 11, 12 at 10:46pm

    That's what i call a shitty situation

  • 55 82
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 11, 12 at 6:31pm

    Didn't the GoGos do that back in '82?

    • 46 76
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 11, 12 at 7:36pm

      I think it was X-Ray Spex.