I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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