i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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