youre lurking in front of me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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