the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
