Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I want a musical about memes.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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