THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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