Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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