I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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you ventured to mordor didn't you?
Pretty soon youre going to smell like burnt flesh and curiosity
more like burnt flesh and stupidity
So you used the sex panther cologne huh? Some people are going to think you smell like big foot's dick
I love the smell of gas!
Well that's the only way we could get the tar off you. Tar pits are not where you get to "pet and play with dinosaurs."
Quick! Grab my gas can! ADVENTURE!
Translation: Almost ran out of gas in an unfamiliar and vaguely menacing part of town. Didn't wear the glove. Got some on me.
@firstfirst If people like you didn't do what you do, which simply ruins websites such as this, with a comments section... I can't even imagine what it would be like, besides perfect. Long story short, people like you give people like me strong feelings of resentment towards comment sections
As much as I agree with what you've said, unfortunately, your saying it gives the troll the attention he desperately craves. He, of course, needs this attention because his Daddy didn't hug him enough...or maybe hugged him WAY to much, with his Daddy dick firmly planted between firstfirst's lips.
@johnnyd27 nobody just ventures into Mordor.
You hid from a pig on some guys canoe on his lawn. It didn't work. Tmi, cheez whiz
What a great combination!
Snidely... I am sad to say you are correct, most likely on every front.
U idiots weed sort of smells like gasoline
hey, kinky things can happen.. never know what could happen.. fall in a dark cave and your side kick needs a torch. guess what.. your it