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  • Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 4, 12 at 10:49pm

    Pretty soon youre going to smell like burnt flesh and curiosity

    • Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 5, 12 at 8:41am

      more like burnt flesh and stupidity

  • Submitted by johnnyd27 on Feb 5, 12 at 12:26am

    you ventured to mordor didn't you?

  • Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 5, 12 at 9:37am

    So you used the sex panther cologne huh? Some people are going to think you smell like big foot's dick

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 5, 12 at 5:33am

    Well that's the only way we could get the tar off you. Tar pits are not where you get to "pet and play with dinosaurs."

  • Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 4, 12 at 6:28pm

    I love the smell of gas!

  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 5, 12 at 7:03am

    Translation: Almost ran out of gas in an unfamiliar and vaguely menacing part of town. Didn't wear the glove. Got some on me.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 5, 12 at 12:37am

    @johnnyd27 nobody just ventures into Mordor.

  • Submitted by whoreable on Feb 4, 12 at 5:03pm


  • Submitted by DailyBassist on Feb 4, 12 at 8:12pm

    Quick! Grab my gas can! ADVENTURE!

  • Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 5, 12 at 12:45am

    @firstfirst If people like you didn't do what you do, which simply ruins websites such as this, with a comments section... I can't even imagine what it would be like, besides perfect. Long story short, people like you give people like me strong feelings of resentment towards comment sections

    • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 5, 12 at 4:19am

      As much as I agree with what you've said, unfortunately, your saying it gives the troll the attention he desperately craves. He, of course, needs this attention because his Daddy didn't hug him enough...or maybe hugged him WAY to much, with his Daddy dick firmly planted between firstfirst's lips.

  • Submitted by firstfirst on Feb 4, 12 at 4:38pm


  • Submitted by sick_skullcandy on Feb 6, 12 at 12:28am

    You hid from a pig on some guys canoe on his lawn. It didn't work. Tmi, cheez whiz

  • Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 4, 12 at 6:31pm

    What a great combination!

  • Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 5, 12 at 1:37pm

    hey, kinky things can happen.. never know what could happen.. fall in a dark cave and your side kick needs a torch. guess what.. your it

  • Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 6, 12 at 12:39am

    Snidely... I am sad to say you are correct, most likely on every front.

  • Submitted by luke_borling on Feb 27, 12 at 4:22pm

    U idiots weed sort of smells like gasoline