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  • Pretty soon youre going to smell like burnt flesh and curiosity

    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 4, 12 at 10:49pm
  • you ventured to mordor didn't you?

    Submitted by johnnyd27 on Feb 5, 12 at 12:26am
  • So you used the sex panther cologne huh? Some people are going to think you smell like big foot's dick

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 5, 12 at 9:37am
  • Well that's the only way we could get the tar off you. Tar pits are not where you get to "pet and play with dinosaurs."

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 5, 12 at 5:33am
  • I love the smell of gas!

    Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 4, 12 at 6:28pm
  • Translation: Almost ran out of gas in an unfamiliar and vaguely menacing part of town. Didn't wear the glove. Got some on me.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 5, 12 at 7:03am
  • Quick! Grab my gas can! ADVENTURE!

    Submitted by DailyBassist on Feb 4, 12 at 8:12pm
  • @firstfirst If people like you didn't do what you do, which simply ruins websites such as this, with a comments section... I can't even imagine what it would be like, besides perfect. Long story short, people like you give people like me strong feelings of resentment towards comment sections

    Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 5, 12 at 12:45am
    • As much as I agree with what you've said, unfortunately, your saying it gives the troll the attention he desperately craves. He, of course, needs this attention because his Daddy didn't hug him enough...or maybe hugged him WAY to much, with his Daddy dick firmly planted between firstfirst's lips.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 5, 12 at 4:19am
  • sexy

    Submitted by whoreable on Feb 4, 12 at 5:03pm
  • First

    Submitted by firstfirst on Feb 4, 12 at 4:38pm
  • @johnnyd27 nobody just ventures into Mordor.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 5, 12 at 12:37am
  • You hid from a pig on some guys canoe on his lawn. It didn't work. Tmi, cheez whiz

    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on Feb 6, 12 at 12:28am
  • Snidely... I am sad to say you are correct, most likely on every front.

    Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 6, 12 at 12:39am
  • What a great combination!

    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 4, 12 at 6:31pm
  • U idiots weed sort of smells like gasoline

    Submitted by luke_borling on Feb 27, 12 at 4:22pm
  • hey, kinky things can happen.. never know what could happen.. fall in a dark cave and your side kick needs a torch. guess what.. your it

    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 5, 12 at 1:37pm