Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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