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  you want me

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  i'd rather choke on a dick.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.

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  I love you football head

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.

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