that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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