I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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