We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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