I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
im on a boat
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