Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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