that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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