Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
