question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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