they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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