doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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