I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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