I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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