I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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