Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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