This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I still think she won and you FAILED!
so her vag is a portal to other parts of the universe?
Dude who said hr vag Is glowy and tranlucent just made me shit my pants
LOL! Baby Balls is a horrible nickname. It will stick.
Fail rip off of Dane cook
One of the best lines all week
It's a kinda weak insult. Sure, you're telling her she's loose, but Stargate's awesome.
stargate for the win!!!
Should have told her she was a pedifile then for playing with them
Way Dumb, Lamest TFLN Today
Dane cook is beast.
you suck at life for copping his style.
i hope that doesn't go for your penis as well
way to steal that line from dane cook.
^^^^ Just because its not awesomeist doesn't mean its not awesome.
Sucks for you. I've got a pair of death stars in my pants.
I do love me a Stargate reference. lol
Poor, poor baby balls.
bitch needs a tea bag so she can get a better look at them balls
so you have weird tiny balls AND you're a huge fucking nerd. I'm sure you get all the ladies.
The stunted ellipsis is oddly appropriate.
Her vagina is glowy and translucent?
well i hope she slept with you anyway, but i'm sure she woulda been laughing at you, mind you...
sounds like you two are a perfect match.
Something tells me this concludes with the OP not getting any.
I'm sorry but Star Wars > Star Trek > Stargate
Learn the food chain.
Star Wars is shit.
I love Carriers, scouts and corsairs!
Good Night +1 for all the Stargate love. I was down with Star Wars until the prequels.
@5:09 and 8:20
Yeah, because Dane Cook was the first and only person to make that joke.
I think it was a refrence to her being lose
That's too funny poor guy!!!
If she managed to get Richard Dean Anderson to regularly enter her vagina that really would be something!
Haha I walked though ur vag
Stargate universe starts next month!!!!
Fuck all you infidels. This is why Americans are an epic FAIL.
Haha she was the one suckin them
Wet and it's not water sounds right
Man... thats 2 TFLN that have ripped off dane cook
Filled with fail
Don't copy Dane cook. He sux dick for a living and steals other peoples material. Don't degrade ur