This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I still think she won and you FAILED!
so her vag is a portal to other parts of the universe?
Dude who said hr vag Is glowy and tranlucent just made me shit my pants
Way Dumb, Lamest TFLN Today
LOL! Baby Balls is a horrible nickname. It will stick.
It's a kinda weak insult. Sure, you're telling her she's loose, but Stargate's awesome.
One of the best lines all week
Fail rip off of Dane cook
stargate for the win!!!
Should have told her she was a pedifile then for playing with them
way to steal that line from dane cook.
Dane cook is beast.
you suck at life for copping his style.
well i hope she slept with you anyway, but i'm sure she woulda been laughing at you, mind you...
I love Carriers, scouts and corsairs!
Her vagina is glowy and translucent?
bitch needs a tea bag so she can get a better look at them balls
Sucks for you. I've got a pair of death stars in my pants.
The stunted ellipsis is oddly appropriate.
i hope that doesn't go for your penis as well
I do love me a Stargate reference. lol
Poor, poor baby balls.
so you have weird tiny balls AND you're a huge fucking nerd. I'm sure you get all the ladies.
Something tells me this concludes with the OP not getting any.
^^^^ Just because its not awesomeist doesn't mean its not awesome.
@5:09 and 8:20
Yeah, because Dane Cook was the first and only person to make that joke.
I'm sorry but Star Wars > Star Trek > Stargate
Learn the food chain.
Star Wars is shit.
Good Night +1 for all the Stargate love. I was down with Star Wars until the prequels.
That's too funny poor guy!!!
sounds like you two are a perfect match.
If she managed to get Richard Dean Anderson to regularly enter her vagina that really would be something!
Haha I walked though ur vag
I think it was a refrence to her being lose
Stargate universe starts next month!!!!
Wet and it's not water sounds right
Fuck all you infidels. This is why Americans are an epic FAIL.
Haha she was the one suckin them
Don't copy Dane cook. He sux dick for a living and steals other peoples material. Don't degrade ur
Man... thats 2 TFLN that have ripped off dane cook
Filled with fail