This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I still think she won and you FAILED!
so her vag is a portal to other parts of the universe?
Dude who said hr vag Is glowy and tranlucent just made me shit my pants
LOL! Baby Balls is a horrible nickname. It will stick.
Way Dumb, Lamest TFLN Today
Should have told her she was a pedifile then for playing with them
One of the best lines all week
Fail rip off of Dane cook
stargate for the win!!!
It's a kinda weak insult. Sure, you're telling her she's loose, but Stargate's awesome.
so you have weird tiny balls AND you're a huge fucking nerd. I'm sure you get all the ladies.
Dane cook is beast.
you suck at life for copping his style.
Sucks for you. I've got a pair of death stars in my pants.
way to steal that line from dane cook.
i hope that doesn't go for your penis as well
I love Carriers, scouts and corsairs!
I do love me a Stargate reference. lol
The stunted ellipsis is oddly appropriate.
well i hope she slept with you anyway, but i'm sure she woulda been laughing at you, mind you...
bitch needs a tea bag so she can get a better look at them balls
Her vagina is glowy and translucent?
Poor, poor baby balls.
@5:09 and 8:20
Yeah, because Dane Cook was the first and only person to make that joke.
Something tells me this concludes with the OP not getting any.
That's too funny poor guy!!!
I'm sorry but Star Wars > Star Trek > Stargate
Learn the food chain.
Star Wars is shit.
sounds like you two are a perfect match.
^^^^ Just because its not awesomeist doesn't mean its not awesome.
Good Night +1 for all the Stargate love. I was down with Star Wars until the prequels.
Haha I walked though ur vag
If she managed to get Richard Dean Anderson to regularly enter her vagina that really would be something!
I think it was a refrence to her being lose
Stargate universe starts next month!!!!
Haha she was the one suckin them
Fuck all you infidels. This is why Americans are an epic FAIL.
Wet and it's not water sounds right
Don't copy Dane cook. He sux dick for a living and steals other peoples material. Don't degrade ur
Man... thats 2 TFLN that have ripped off dane cook
Filled with fail