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  • 95 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:46pm

    so her vag is a portal to other parts of the universe?

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:52pm

    Should have told her she was a pedifile then for playing with them

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:35pm

    LOL. Dane cook is beast. you suck at life for copping his style.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:00pm

    I still think she won and you FAILED!

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:03am

    LOL! Baby Balls is a horrible nickname. It will stick.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:05pm

    i hope that doesn't go for your penis as well

  • 88 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:26am

    Poor, poor baby balls.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:10pm

    so you have weird tiny balls AND you're a huge fucking nerd. I'm sure you get all the ladies.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:51am

    Fail rip off of Dane cook

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm

    One of the best lines all week

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:11pm

    Sucks for you. I've got a pair of death stars in my pants.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:59pm

    It's a kinda weak insult. Sure, you're telling her she's loose, but Stargate's awesome.

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    Way Dumb, Lamest TFLN Today

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:59pm

    stargate for the win!!!

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:40pm

    ^^^^ Just because its not awesomeist doesn't mean its not awesome.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:29pm

    I'm sorry but Star Wars > Star Trek > Stargate Learn the food chain.

    • 41 47
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 19, 11 at 11:43pm

      Star Wars is shit.

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43pm

    The stunted ellipsis is oddly appropriate.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:09pm

    way to steal that line from dane cook. asshole

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:40am

    Good Night +1 for all the Stargate love. I was down with Star Wars until the prequels.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:48pm

    I think it was a refrence to her being lose

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:30pm

    @5:09 and 8:20 Yeah, because Dane Cook was the first and only person to make that joke.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:43pm

    Her vagina is glowy and translucent?

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:14pm

    If she managed to get Richard Dean Anderson to regularly enter her vagina that really would be something!

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:27am

    Something tells me this concludes with the OP not getting any.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:50pm

    Wet and it's not water sounds right

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Winchester on May 1, 11 at 1:51am

    I do love me a Stargate reference. lol

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm

    Haha I walked though ur vag

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:53am

    bitch needs a tea bag so she can get a better look at them balls

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:32am

    well i hope she slept with you anyway, but i'm sure she woulda been laughing at you, mind you...

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:44pm

    That's too funny poor guy!!!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:51pm

    Stargate universe starts next month!!!!

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm

    I love Carriers, scouts and corsairs!

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:27pm

    sounds like you two are a perfect match.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by secondian on Jul 5, 10 at 9:48pm

    Dude who said hr vag Is glowy and tranlucent just made me shit my pants

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:46pm

    Fuck all you infidels. This is why Americans are an epic FAIL.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:20pm

    Don't copy Dane cook. He sux dick for a living and steals other peoples material. Don't degrade ur Self

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm

    Haha she was the one suckin them

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:32am

    Man... thats 2 TFLN that have ripped off dane cook Filled with fail