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  • 99 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:46pm
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    so her vag is a portal to other parts of the universe?

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:52pm
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    Should have told her she was a pedifile then for playing with them

  • 85 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:35pm
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    LOL. Dane cook is beast. you suck at life for copping his style.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:00pm
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    I still think she won and you FAILED!

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:03am
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    LOL! Baby Balls is a horrible nickname. It will stick.

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:26am
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    Poor, poor baby balls.

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:59pm
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    It's a kinda weak insult. Sure, you're telling her she's loose, but Stargate's awesome.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:51am
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    Fail rip off of Dane cook

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:59pm
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    stargate for the win!!!

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm
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    One of the best lines all week

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:05pm
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    i hope that doesn't go for your penis as well

  • 88 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:58pm
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    Way Dumb, Lamest TFLN Today

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:11pm
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    Sucks for you. I've got a pair of death stars in my pants.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:10pm
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    so you have weird tiny balls AND you're a huge fucking nerd. I'm sure you get all the ladies.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:29pm
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    I'm sorry but Star Wars > Star Trek > Stargate Learn the food chain.

    • 47 50
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 19, 11 at 11:43pm
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      Star Wars is shit.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:40am
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    Good Night +1 for all the Stargate love. I was down with Star Wars until the prequels.

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43pm
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    The stunted ellipsis is oddly appropriate.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:09pm
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    way to steal that line from dane cook. asshole

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:30pm
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    @5:09 and 8:20 Yeah, because Dane Cook was the first and only person to make that joke.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:40pm
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    ^^^^ Just because its not awesomeist doesn't mean its not awesome.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:43pm
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    Her vagina is glowy and translucent?

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:14pm
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    If she managed to get Richard Dean Anderson to regularly enter her vagina that really would be something!

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm
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    Haha I walked though ur vag

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:27am
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    Something tells me this concludes with the OP not getting any.

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:48pm
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    I think it was a refrence to her being lose

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:50pm
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    Wet and it's not water sounds right

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Winchester on May 1, 11 at 1:51am
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    I do love me a Stargate reference. lol

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:51pm
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    Stargate universe starts next month!!!!

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:44pm
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    That's too funny poor guy!!!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:53am
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    bitch needs a tea bag so she can get a better look at them balls

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm
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    I love Carriers, scouts and corsairs!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:32am
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    well i hope she slept with you anyway, but i'm sure she woulda been laughing at you, mind you...

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:46pm
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    Fuck all you infidels. This is why Americans are an epic FAIL.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by secondian on Jul 5, 10 at 9:48pm
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    Dude who said hr vag Is glowy and tranlucent just made me shit my pants

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:27pm
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    sounds like you two are a perfect match.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:20pm
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    Don't copy Dane cook. He sux dick for a living and steals other peoples material. Don't degrade ur Self

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49pm
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    Haha she was the one suckin them

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:32am
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    Man... thats 2 TFLN that have ripped off dane cook Filled with fail