I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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