I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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squirrels were cheering for the glorious shelacking he put on her earlier
One of my coworkers actually has squirrels living in her walls. It's not so much a gnawing noise as it is a chittering noise. Annoying as fuck.
Someone was playing with their nuts.
yeah bitch, im tryin to sleep
All I can say Is wow.
Welcome to NC! Lol!!
To gotemagain, if you don't care about this post and find it unamusing then why are you wasting your time reading it? Better yet why comment on about it?
Eww! Why wouldn't he call an exterminator!
That happens to me all the time. But we have bats :/
That fucked up. You sir are my role model.
This is neither interesting, nor is it amusing. I don't give a flying shit about what you and whatever poor, desperate bastard took you home, were semi-coherently mumbling about in the middle of the night.