i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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