I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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