420 ftw
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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I need to calm my uterus...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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