Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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