she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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