I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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