I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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