I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
