I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You ate ashes out of my bong
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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