my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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