He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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