This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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