This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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