from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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