Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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