I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
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eat your pussy, their's horny children in ethiopia
**there are....sorry to correct, it just hurt not to. :-/
better picky than sorry!
Obviously the reason you haven't gotten laid lately is because you make fun of Ethiopians. Karma and baby Jesus obviously hate you.
Amazing how uptight some people are over a simple (amusing) joke. Maybe they're the ones that need to get laid...?
I'm Eritrean-American (look it up) and I thought this was pretty damn hilarious. especially the whole "sesame seeds on an ethiopian's head".
and for you ethiopians out there, this isn't me being nasty, we went through the famine too. sometimes shit is just *funny*.
I realize this is a joking website but you continue to show how uneducated and stupid you are. Oh and 1:42AM FUCK YOU! Do something with your life you worthless piece of shit
11:43 what are you legally retarded? It's funny to laugh at death especially when it's at an idiot like you
To the pissed Ethernopians who were brought to this country so others could have a Sony wristwatch: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
oh my gosh everyone needs to calm down!! we all make stereotypical/racist/offensive jokes, especially through arbitrary and pointless mediums like texting.
The fact that its a text, that its somewhat funny, and posted on this site already just makes it ridiculous
so lighten up! freaking out about it isn't gonna solve world hunger, at least we all get a laugh
what do you call an ethiopian with sesame seeds on its head?
A quarter pounder
laughing at death isn't funny.
1:13, you're hilarious!! I laughed out loud reading your post.
"karma and baby Jesus hate you" I think that's going to be my new catch phrase.
hyuck hyuck country fried fuggers
first 2:22, I pictured a dude sending this, second 2:22, good call
Or how college students feel about their monthly allowance...
....If I have to eat one more Ramen I am gonna kill someone!
i am not sure whether to be offended or to laugh...?
oh im sorry to hear, i havent had sex in a while either only cause im not slutty enough to go out and have a one night stand or meaningless sex.
not offended or anything, I just don't find fucked up jokes like that funny. the end.
this is not even funny
Have you guys ever considered that this person was drunk off their ass when they sent this?
But maybe not because their texting skills might not have been as good as this.
Oh well! Still funny and just a joke so take it easy!
Im a good looking guy and havent gotten laid in 3 months. Not only that, but Im moving out of state, so everything I worked on setting up I have to do all over again. I feel your pain
Its stupid for people to get upset about this text... when its ok to laugh at democrats and abortion?
Seriously, it's just a text and there's no reason for getting offended.
Well I laughed.
...pretty offensive, even for tfln
blatantly offensive and not funny
I love Ethiopian food so much that I couldn't understand the joke. I kept being like...you mean when they can't have the deliciousness? Ha ha.
For such a good site there sure are a whole lotta idiots that read it.
So, maybe the new weight loss fad will be to not have sex for along time.
The late, great Sam Kinison said it best (and i guess it applies to your post as well)... move to where the food is!!!
Oh, and I too have tried Ethiopian food - IMO, it sucks and I understand why people are starving there.
definitly funny, guess the new stereotype would be that ethopians are uptight huh?
cant we all just get along? and besides its just ethiopia its barely a country
I think this is hilarious.
And I've been dirt poor in my car and living on peanut butter and bread heels.
Rude or not, it's still funny
June 11, 2009 1:30AM
i almost pissed my self
ethiopians aren't fucking indians...
thank you, oakland county, michigan....
wow.... so back to the first hslf of text....... i have never... and im horny as fudge
1:36 i am too but its a stereotype and you have to live with that.
you cant say that you have never made a joke about stuff like that.
i do it all the time..
ohhh....ouch, but lol
And a strip tease to you Is like breaking an ethiopians legs and rolling a donut down a hill?
I'm not offended or anything, but this isn't funny. its just...lame.
Chill it's just a fucking joke...a funny ass joke
you say shit like this and wonder why you haven't got any..
fuck you man. how can you make fun of starving people?
Ethiopian food is amazing. I go to the Ethiopian restaurant in my town all the time, and it's some of the best food I've ever eaten. They might not have a ton of food to spare in Ethiopia, but what they do have is amazing.
Touche 2:30. Touche.
they have damn good food 3:18.
i know what you mean and i'm a girl, which is pathetic because it would be so easy to get dick. im just so picky. it needs to stop.
Your going to hell for saying that. Now ill be there with you partying. But i just thought id let you know. BTW you gotta bring beer and ice
I don't think the Ethiopians would care. I think they'd agree and then laugh at him cause they're getting laid more despite their situation.
I agree with 3 18. Ethiopian food...paradoxical, whats that word? Oh ya oxymoron
Fuck you, I'm Ethiopian-American.
this girl sounds fat
12:14 it's TFLN the center for intoxicated shameful debauchery, would you learn where you are, chill the fuck out, and shut the hell up in till you learn how to behave in fun places? God damned fun sucker
woo reppin the OC hahaha
2:04 its pretty obvious you were offended. just shut the fuck up please
To 2:33 am : Ethiopian food is the best. Im talking about home cooked stuff. Nothing's better than that. And for all of you who haven't tried it, look it up. Try it out. You might like it
7:31 just shut the fuck up ok