You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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