You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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