my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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