just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
