mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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Way to stay classy
I love your mom.
Whatever you do, don't unclench your ass
Your mom was probably designated driver for all her drunk friends when she was your age. She's well familiar.