Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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