): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
