ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
