:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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