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  I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.

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• Sounds like a really lousy severance package.

  Submitted by Moline85 on Jan 23, 16 at 11:59am

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• So, put the condoms on, have sex with the vacuum, and use the cash for a one-way trip to Mexico.

  Submitted by skeezer on Jan 24, 16 at 9:28am

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